AISubs v3.7
Ladies and gentlemen!
Let's start with greetings!
I'm Yadon!
I'm Okano!
I'm Meta!
I'm Yoto!
And I'm Toshimitsu!
That's right!
You're the last one, old man!
We are men who master entertainment!
Yes, we are!
On the other hand, there is one entertainment that can't be allowed in this world!
What is it?
That's rock-paper-scissors, and if you win with rock, you say "let's go to rock" and move on to third place!
That's too boring!
It was a good loss, wasn't it?
You lost three times in a row, didn't you?
It was a bad loss!
You've been doing it for a long time, you idiot!
You've lost your brain!
No matter how you think about it, it's not good to give out rock, is it?
It's a waste of time!
That's right!
But I thought it might be the opposite, didn't I?
On the contrary, if you give out rock, you won't give out rock, right?
I was wondering if that kind of reading would occur.
So it may be entertainment in a surprising way, but...
Obviously, this hand is weak.
I know that, but I dare to do it!
It's that kind of fun!
Let's use that rock-paper-scissors and rock-paper- scissors more and do something funny!
That's what you're talking about, isn't it?
Yeah!
But today...
Why did you prepare something like this?!
What's up with you?!
What's going on?!
This is bad luck!
Yeah!
I'll tell you...
He's telling you, "it's bad luck."
Okay, so we're giving you bad luck.
In the content meeting, we were going to do 2-on-2 team battles,
is "survival".
[Survival!?]
- That's the main thing. - Yes.
And you get 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th place.
If you buy it in "chogi",
if you buy it in "pa",
it's "chi-yo-go-re-i-to" and 6, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
Don't you wonder what "chi-yo" is?
- "Chi-yo" is... - It's a lot of letters.
So it's "chocolate" and 5 letters.
- Wow! - Wow!
That's amazing!
"Pa" and "inappuru", so it's 5.
- Oh, so it's 1 less. - Yes.
If you buy it in "gu"...
"san" will advance. And finally, there is "goal", but you can't goal unless it's perfect here. - I see. - So, for example, if you stop in front of one of the goals and then you can't goal in "gu", "cho" or "pa", in that case, don't go back to the goal, but go back from that position. - I see. - For the time being, it's great, so there is something like a special goal. First of all,
- there is a rule of "if you lose, you have to eat twice". - I see.
You can stop here, but if you lose while you're stopped there,
- something unpleasant will happen twice. - I see.
- And there is a rule of "even if you lose, you don't have to eat". - I see.
If you stop at this rule and lose, you don't have to do that unpleasant thing and it will get better.
- If you lose, you have to eat twice. - That's right.
- That's usually the most unpleasant thing, isn't it? - Yes.
Well, but it's not like chocolate ice cream.
- Aburiko. - Aburiko.
- Pineapple. - This square-shaped one.
- That's kind of cute. - Hey, we're explaining the rules and you're getting excited about it.
- You're annoying! You're an entertainer, aren't you? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- You're saying weird things. - No, I'm not saying weird things.
- I'm just reasoning. - Huh? Huh?
- I'm just reasoning. - You're not saying weird things?
Well, it's convenient, so I said that the one who wins will proceed, right?
But, you know, if you say that, I hope you'll keep eating bread and chocolate ice cream.
Right? That's what we're talking about, so...
This time, the one who loses...
For example, you put out "gu".
- If you lose, you lose because you put out "pa". - Yes.
- In this case, "pa" is five, so you'll eat five. - Huh?
- Huh?
- What about "choki"? - Huh?
- "Choki" means you lost to "gu", right? - Yes.
- That means you'll eat three. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- I see, I see. - Huh?
- It's fine if you lose? - Well, it depends on what you eat.
- It depends on what you eat. - It depends on what you eat.
- By the way, I haven't finished explaining the rules yet. - Okay.
- There's one more rule. - Okay.
If you lose, you'll let the first place person eat it.
In this case, you don't have to lose.
- Right now, you can let the first place person eat it. - Wow!
Okay, so...
- Is there anything you'd like to ask? - Yes.
- Teja-kun. - What am I supposed to eat?!
- That's a good question. - Oh my!
- I've thought about it and actually ate it. - Oh!
- I think you can barely clear it. - Huh?!
- Can you afford it? - Can you let me clear it?
- With everyone's health in mind, we've come up with this. - Ah!
- Huh?! - Quail eggs!
- Well, you know, quail eggs. - Oh, quail eggs!
- The one you dip in vinegar and the one you eat under a rock. - Oh, it looks good!
- It looks good. - This is good, right?
- By the way, I think you'll get tired of the taste of quail eggs.
- This time, you can exchange one quail egg for something else! - Oh!
- Here you go. - Wow! Huh?!
- Baby quail eggs! - Baby quail eggs!
- Well, I think baby quail eggs are heavier. - Yeah.
- So, if you're okay with it and you want me to eat it, just say it. - Okay.
- By the way, if it's a regular quail egg, you'll have your turn, right? - Yeah.
- If it's your turn, you can at least move forward, right? - Yeah.
- If you keep losing to rock-paper-scissors like this, you won't move forward in your life. - Wow!
- If you don't try it, you won't move forward in your life. - I don't know!
- Well, let's do the first part carefully. - Okay.
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors first. Let's have Tetsuya do rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper - scissors, go!
- Okay, let's do it. - Wow! - With this, Toshimitsu-san won in the first round, so you can eat 5 chocolates. - Okay, I'll eat 5 chocolates. - Cho-co-re-i-ma-ge-ta-ni-ba-i! - Okay, you guys lost in the first round, so you can eat 5 chocolates. - What? No! No! No!
- What? No! No! - It's started! It's started! It's suddenly started!
- Next, if Toshimitsu loses, it'll be doubled. - Thank you for the food.
- Next, if I lose in the first round, I'll eat 10 chocolates. - That's right.
- That's right. Well, you don't have to say it here, but I'll say it first.
- Next, if Toshimitsu loses, it'll be doubled. - I don't want to lose in the first round.
- You don't, do you? - You don't, do you?
- Well, now that the three of you are in place, it's such a simple idea.
- But, Yumemaru, if you're in the top place and you make people eat, who do you try not to win against?
- Well, it's different for everyone, isn't it? - That's right.
- Did you lose? - Yes, I lost! - Go, go, go!
- There's a counter in front of you, right? An egg counter. - Yes.
- First round, jacket, point! - Yo!
- Whoa, Yumemaru, you're so cool, Toshimitsu! - Okay, you two who won in pairs, please proceed.
- Yo, let's go! - Yay!
- I thought you'd lose, too. - No, I thought you'd eat, I thought you'd eat, but...
- No, I definitely want to proceed. - I took the risk of wanting to proceed because I didn't care if I lost.
- That's great. - And I have this right here.
- I don't care if I lose or eat. - That's strong! - Yeah.
- I definitely want to proceed here. - Wow, I'm thinking about a lot of things. - It's huge!
- Yay! - Let's do rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors! - I can do rock, paper, scissors! - He always does rock, paper, scissors.
- I can do rock, paper, scissors!
- First round, jacket, point!
- That was close!
- First round, jacket, point!
- Wow! - That's strong!
- That's strong! You took out your strongest hand. - I took out my strongest hand.
- Isn't that strong? - No wounds, no scars!
- And everyone, please eat three of these.
- Oh, Yo! - That's a lot!
- That's a lot of food!
- I'm jealous! - Six of them.
- Yo, you absolutely have to get out of there. - That's crazy!
- Yeah, you have to win this quickly. - I see.
- It's too scary to go to those bars. - All right, let's go!
- First round, jacket, point! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Wow! - Wow!
- First of all, everyone who won the jacket, please eat five of these.
- Me and Ememaru caught up with Ryo!
- No, but this is too much. - That's too much.
- And Ryo-san, what did you lose to?
- I lost to the jacket!
- Ryo-san, ten of them! - That's crazy, ten of them!
- If we stay here and win now, won't we be too big? - Yeah, seriously.
- That's crazy. - Seriously.
- Well, the three of you over there,
you want to win, don't you? Because you can only lose to Goo.
- Here we go! - Yes!
- Taisha, Goo, Jage, fight! - Whoa!
- They attacked! - They attacked!
- Both of you attacked! - They attacked!
- Well, that's why I thought you wouldn't do it. - Yeah.
- I was a little scared and thought, "Even if we lose, we still have six Goos." - Yeah.
- Well, I think the early game is better. - One, two, three, four, five...
- We lost! - We lost!
- One, two, three, four, five...
- Toshimitsu, you can already see the goal, right? - Yes.
- That's amazing. - Seriously, I can't tell what's ahead of me.
- The moment you said "Taisha, Goo," it suddenly became normal rock-paper-scissors. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's why I asked you yesterday on Twitter about something I didn't know about. - Yeah.
- Ah! - Ah!
- I thought you'd say, "We can't stop," or something like that. - If it's three and six, it doesn't make sense.
- It'll be a multiple of six. - Here we go! - Yes.
- Taisha, Goo, Jage, fight! - Whoa!
- That's amazing, Toshimitsu!
- I didn't know about Toshimitsu, but these two getting "Goo" wasn't a disadvantage for me. - No, it wasn't.
- That was close! But if you two got "Goo," it was over for me. - It was over for you.
- We were pretty close just now. - Yeah.
- Here we go! - Yes.
- Taisha, Goo, Jage, fight! - Taisha, Goo, Jage, fight!
- We did it! - Ah, we lost!
- This is huge! - One, two, three, four, five...
- There's nothing here. - Let's eat!
- I think it'll be good.
- It's good, but... - It's good, but...
- This is the last one. - This is the last one.
- Iwashita's new ginger is really good. - It's good!
- Let's go. - Taisha, Goo, Jage, fight!
- Why?! How?! - Oh!
- The company bought it. - The company bought it.
- Yes. - That's good.
- Taisha, Goo, Jage, fight!
- Huuuuuuu, that was close!
- That was close! - We definitely had to get rid of you just now!
- That was close! - That was all for you!
- That was close! - That was...
- Taisha, Goo, Jage, fight!
- Good! - Alright!
- This is bad. - One, two, three.
Okay, so the loser gets three.
- Tetsuya, do you want double? - Yes, I want six.
- Six... - Tetsuya, I don't like that attitude of yours.
It's really scary.
- Three, two, one, go! - Go, go, go!
- Yes! I did it! - You did a great job!
- I did it! - You did a great job!
- And... - One, two, three, four, five!
- I don't have to eat! - You stopped at a good price!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Okay, so the loser gets five. - Five...
- Wow, you just made me do something sweet, Tetsuya. - Thank you!
- I don't want it anymore! - I don't want it anymore!
- The winner gets nine! - Go, go, go!
- Wow, me and Ryo! - Wow, did you win?
- Five! - Tetsuya, you're crazy.
- If you lose, you'll be in first place! - Tetsuya, you're crazy.
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
- Fine. - Rock, paper, scissors!
- I knew you'd do it. - I lost.
- You're in first place, so eat instead of me!
- Sorry, you have to eat ten of them.
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Wow!
- I can't believe I won with rock.
- One, two, three!
- I see.
- It's you. - Yeah.
- I have three squares left.
- Yeah, you have three squares left.
- I want to win. - I want to win.
- I really want to win.
- Three squares left.
- Three squares left is Shura's path.
- I'm serious. But I'm sure I'll win.
- Well, if you have five squares left, you'll win.
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- I lost.
- Five squares left.
- One, two, three, four, five.
- I'm scared!
- That's scary.
- I'm scared.
- Tetsuya is in first place.
- I'm in first place?
- You two are in first place.
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- I'm scared.
- That was close.
- I'm glad I lost.
- That's how you do it.
- It's hard to win.
- It's hard.
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- You're scared, aren't you?
- Tetsuya, how did you lose?
- I lost by rock.
- So you lost by five squares.
- I lost by five squares.
- But I'll let you eat first place.
- So you lost by five squares. - No, by ten squares.
- Soshimitsu won by rock.
- Either you go back or you lose.
- To be honest, you can go back.
- It doesn't matter.
- Let's go back.
- Ten squares!
- I'll go first.
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- It doesn't matter.
- In this case, you lost by five squares.
- You'll get first place.
- How do you say it?
- You say it after you finish eating.
- After you finish eating.
- You're scary!
- That's a calculation error. - If there was a chance for me to win first place...
- I see. - Let's go.
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - Okay, okay, okay.
- For now, please take your loss amount. It's 5%, right? - Oh, it's 5%.
- And Shimizu and Riho are first place. - In that case, please decide by talking.
- Well, I'll say 5 for now. - Well, that's too bad.
- If there's another chance like this, I'll say 5. - Let's go.
- Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- If there's another chance like this, I'll say 5. - Let's go.
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - I didn't see that.
- Did you lose? - If I lose, it's double.
- Huh? - If you lose, it's double.
- So you didn't want everyone to know. - That's what I thought.
- On the other hand, I didn't think there would be a risk like that.
- I didn't think everyone would see it. - I didn't think everyone would see it.
- I just took a risk. - But I thought Tetsuya would win.
- But do you still have eggs? - We'll beat them.
- Did you eat it all? - We have it!
- Then, Mushi-Megane will lose. - Well, let's do it like that.
- If you eat up all the eggs here, you'll win. - What kind of way of eating is that?
- Please work out a lot today. - I should work out.
- What are you doing? - I joined the company.
- You said you would eat up all the eggs here. - It's hard to move.
- I'll start. - Okay. - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- I see. - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- One, two, three, four. - Huh?
- I see. - You lost. - I'm back.
- Try to move forward like a man. - You're in first place.
- You're eating a lot of eggs. - It's hard. - It's hard.
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - I see. - I see.
- I'll move forward. - You're in first place.
- Then, I'll eat this. - What? - You ate it earlier.
- You're giving it back. - You're giving it back.
- It's like you're giving it back. - You're giving it back.
- Thank you. - It's worth it to show sympathy.
- Please, you've already eaten this much. - If you don't move forward, you'll keep eating.
- So far, no one has moved forward more than five squares. - Yeah. - Not even once.
- I can't stop here because of bad timing. - Yeah, I can't move forward there either.
- It's being read. - Yeah. - If there are two people there and three squares left, it's a goal.
- Shall we go? - Okay! - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Wow, I won! - Yeah, good!
- I'm happy I won! - Good!
- I'm sorry, Jinii-san.
- I'm sorry, Ryoga! - I'm sorry, Jinii-san.
- So, Jinii-san, you're third. - Yes.
- No, it's me. I'm first. - Oh!
- Oh, you're right. - What should we do?
- Why don't you let me win for now? - Okay.
- If there are three of us, the game system will change. - Which one?
- Wait, wait, wait. - If that's the case, can you let me win earlier?
- It's funny, isn't it? You suddenly pulled me down and went up, but you didn't let me win.
- You idiot! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sure you'll let me win.
- Shall we go? - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- That's right.
- Jinii-san, you didn't let me win, either. - Oh, I see.
- So, Rimemaru is second. - Yeah, I'm second.
- If Ryoga pulled me down like this, I'd say I'm a real killer machine.
- No, but you pulled me down and went up. - But it doesn't make sense, does it?
- Yeah, it doesn't.
- Hey! - You pulled me down!
- You pulled me down!
- The score is... one, two, three, four, five! - Oh!
- Oh, man... - If you lose, you lose twice.
- Hey, I changed my mind! - Beach!
- Either Tetsuya or Ryoga will go up. - I've been aiming for this moment!
- This rock, paper, scissors is very important.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Damn it... - Ugh, I don't know anymore.
- What's up with Rimemaru's "ugh"? - Seriously, I really don't know what's going on.
- I'm gonna go for it now. - No, I'm scared.
- I can't calculate anything right now. - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Hmm... - What are you doing?
- Who's changing the subject?
- What are you doing? - Who is it?!
- Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Damn it... - This is the worst!
- For those of you who bought it with a chocolate chip, please eat five pieces.
- Ryoga will eat five pieces. - Ryoga will buy the beach.
- Five pieces in the back. - And for those of you who lost, please eat.
- We had it in the beginning of the season, but I never thought we'd all get it.
- Excuse me... - Oh!
- Please give me two baby cutlets. - No way!
- Two?! - Here you go.
- This guy started the war!
- Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du!
- Ouch... - You're really eating a lot.
- I'm feeling better now.
- I'm feeling better?!
- Let's go! - Okay.
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - All right.
- Wow! - Six.
- I'll call. - Wow!
- Six. - Everyone doubled!
- Everyone doubled? - Everyone doubled.
- Wow! - This is amazing!
- Eighteen will go in now, right?
- No one doubled.
- I don't want to lose.
- Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- I did it!
- Tetsuya-san, goal! - Nice!
- 75! - It's over!
- 75 goals! - Amazing!
What is this?
- If you decide 4th, it's over, right? - 4th...
Well, I've been trying not to say it, but when the next person scores, it's over.
- Oh! - It's going to be a big fight.
- What are we going to bet on? - 2nd or 3rd...
2nd is better than 3rd, right? Is that all you're betting on?
Alright, let's end it.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Oh, this is going to be fun. - Oh!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Goal! - Goal!
Yes!
- It's over! - It's over!
- I lost! - Alright, whoever lost, please go ahead and eat.
- If Iwamaru goes ahead... - Oh, you're going there, right?
- Iwamaru wanted to go there, right? - Yeah.
Alright, I'm going to remove the rule that you can't score if you don't match up.
- Oh! - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- It's Motaro's last game. - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- The person who wins... - Well, we're just going to play like it's a game until the end.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Oh! - Goal!
Alright, it's over.
Everyone's egg score...
- Toshimitsu-san... - Yes?
- 49 eggs. - Wow!
- Tetsuya-san, 75 eggs. - Wow!
- Yumemaru-san, 55 eggs. - Wow!
- Ryo-san, 60 eggs. - Wow!
- So, Tetsuya scored with his poor brain function. - Poor brain function?
- So, Tetsuya scored with his poor brain function. - I lost, didn't I?
- I think you're right.
So, I thought this system would be surprisingly entertaining,
- but what did you think, everyone? - It changed a lot.
- Yeah, it did. - Yeah.
- It's not the original Blit anymore. - Yeah.
It's amazing that there's a risk involved.
But why do you have to take risks in your daily playtime?
- Is there a risk in playing? - It's okay if you win or lose, but you're taking risks.
- It's not recommended for anyone. - Yeah.
- It's better to quit. - Yeah.
- It's probably costly. - Yeah.
- It's not good for Thai people. - Yeah.
- It's a non-risk for YouTubers to show off. - Yeah.
- But it was fun. - Yeah.
- For those who are playing... - Yes, everyone...
- Why don't you give it a try? - Yes.
Goodbye!